HandsomePete's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Zelda: Heart for the Fag]

Sweet jyeesus...

I'm sure I'm past the point were you're still reading reviews, but that was simply classic speakonia gay joke. Flawlessly executed, and a stark reminder of what makes Newgrounds good and wholesome, and one of the only reasons that make it worth visiting these days. Kudos... Big fucking Kudos.

BRB-FBI responds:

isn't it just though :)

[UU - Grammer]

Word on the street is...

That you got grammer to voice act for himself. How else could it be such a perfect representation, I ask you?

FloorJack responds:

theres only one word that can express what i feel about this review'

øllebrød.

[Eski: 012]

God I love Eski...

Why doesn't Eski have a collection, yet?

Magyar responds:

Ask one of the admins.

[[KK] Catduck is incoming!]

Oh NOEZ!

Quick! Flood the portal with spam to prevent the evil beast from coming through! You're the only ones who can save us, Kitties!

The-DeadDuck responds:

I send same flash without kk cat, and it got 2.60. No wonder KK had issues winning anything.

[Tom's Return]

Pretty awesome...

And pretty believable, except for the very end.

[N00bKebob Classic #03]

You guys suck

You're not really that nooby anymore.

N00bNation responds:

And thats a bad thing?

[(2007)Funky Chicken]

Well, I didn't like it

I found the humor to be non-existent. "You should do a dance that's called The Funky Chicken OMG HILARIOUS!"...Or not so much. There was neither set-up, nor punchline to your humor. Just (semi) dancing clay.

Movement was minimal at best. Most of the animation was one character raising his arm or turning his head, serving only to designate that they were in fact the one speaking.

It was a completely dialogue driven piece, and the dialogue was forced and unentertaining.

I'm no stranger to NG, and I'm very familiar with Knox, and I don't think this would pass if it were anyone else's work.

Knox responds:

You don't know what the punchline was?...haha well that's your problem I guess.

[Nightmare City]

INCREDIBLY Japanese...

From start to finish in terms of "plot" and feel, but it had a very Korean look to it as well. Interesting feel, obviously professional level work, though nothing too new.

[Phoenix Wrong! OMG!]

Well played...

There's a line from Clockwork Orange that describes this, "Gorgeousness and Gorgeousity"... It's funny cuz it's true.

[Mr. Bucket Collab]

Mr. Bucket, huh?

Good choice. I used to play that game for seconds on end. ^-^