HandsomePete's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[[KK] Catduck is incoming!]

Oh NOEZ!

Quick! Flood the portal with spam to prevent the evil beast from coming through! You're the only ones who can save us, Kitties!

The-DeadDuck responds:

I send same flash without kk cat, and it got 2.60. No wonder KK had issues winning anything.

[N00bKebob Classic #03]

You guys suck

You're not really that nooby anymore.

N00bNation responds:

And thats a bad thing?

[(2007)Funky Chicken]

Well, I didn't like it

I found the humor to be non-existent. "You should do a dance that's called The Funky Chicken OMG HILARIOUS!"...Or not so much. There was neither set-up, nor punchline to your humor. Just (semi) dancing clay.

Movement was minimal at best. Most of the animation was one character raising his arm or turning his head, serving only to designate that they were in fact the one speaking.

It was a completely dialogue driven piece, and the dialogue was forced and unentertaining.

I'm no stranger to NG, and I'm very familiar with Knox, and I don't think this would pass if it were anyone else's work.

Knox responds:

You don't know what the punchline was?...haha well that's your problem I guess.

[SlashClassic5: FAPFAPFAP2]

Complete sexiness

Beyond reproach.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Indeed.

[Tom Fulp: Ace Attorney]

Far, far, far, far, far and away...

The best PW parody yet. I would've liked to see the prosecution a bit more incompetent...

Little-Rena responds:

Maybe it is, who know. Lol.
I don't know if making Wade more incompetent would do much for the flash, haha :D

Thanks for the review.

[Death of a Kat]

Good luck, man.

Whenever a Kitten Krew forms, I'll be sure to hate them. They'll probably be a cheap knockoff of the awesome Kitty Krew.

TheDevilMyself responds:

Kitty Krew, Kitten Krew - Stupid bastard Krew - it's all the same thing to me.

Might as well be called "Shitty Cartoon Crew" - at least then it would be descriptive.

In short, eat me.

[jeh]

I don't know how you guys find these episodes....

Isn't it illegal to submit these though? I mean, they're obviously stolen. I do appreciate that you are willing to take the legal risks to submit them.

The-Real-Giovanni responds:

Er, they are not REAL secret episodes.

[Phoenix Wrong : JFR]

Jesus...

Terrible...Just terrible. Off sync, no creativity with the choice of clips, the audio wasn't funny, you're the only person I've seen who's managed to screw up the gavel... Proof that PW is dead. Play the game if you want, but stop making the goddamn redundant movies.

Naruto-ninja responds:

I told everyoen in the description, this is my FIRST TIME ever actually making a video with flash mx. I'm still trying to get the hang of it. So if u dant have anything possitive or at least some tips to say, then keep it to your self.

[Slightly British P. Wrong]

Not only is PW dead,

But your flash lacks any of the creative use of the sprites that the originals had. Yours is more like... well, all of the terrible rip offs that are being made today. I sure hope this doesn't pass.

Raion responds:

Well the website I got them from kinda lacks the sprites to begin with so there wasn't much to go on to be honest. I wasn't really trying to be a rip off, but it seems that might be the way it came out, huh?

[Phoenix Wrong: Lawgasm]

Sorry dude...

PW has run its course. All fads must die.

AshfordPride responds:

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And youre here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till were gone

Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life well always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And youre here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Youre here, theres nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
Well stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on