HandsomePete's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DailyToon12162004]

Advice to whomever reads this

Ok, so Dailytoons is about one of the worst things on NG. They just make them to piss you off. I know I'm reviewing this now, but really, everyone should just ignore these, and then they'll get bored of making them, and they'll go away. And the world will be a better place for it. They'll keep making them, their friends will keep them from getting blammed, but eventually, they'll just get sick of it.

[Christmas Countdown 16th]

Death metal is always better when...

It involves the untimely passing of a beloved cultural icon. Rock on, son!

[piconjo pwnz ninjer]

You've done the impossible!

a Piconjo cartoon that I actually like... Other than that German named one, that was pretty bad ass.

[MP the Lost Trailer]

2 critiques...

I would've liked a larger screen, and some sort of semblance of what the story is, but otherwise that looked pretty damn good.

ericblak responds:

You’ll have to watch the episodes to get a hint on what the series is about, watch “Mystery Gift to get a hint.” And the movie plays slow when I make the stage too big:-(

[Outer Warfare]

Fantastic

I don't know you or your mother, but she is very proud of you. Should make the top 50. One of the best submissions I've ever seen.

[Robins Revenge]

It sucks because it's bad

Actually, if you tightened up the animation a little bit, the graphics were good, and though it's not terribly original, it was certainly well done. Tighten it up, and you'll have a great piece, otherwise you'll have to settle for very good.

[Titled]

Is there a frickin sale going on?

This is the 3rd movie in a row I watched that was just things morphing into another.

[Piconjo Besitzen Sie DVD]

That was pretty good.

However, Piconjo is a stick figure, and only appears in non-stick form in the epic kiss series where he's kissing another guy.

[SEXY FOOTAGE]

Why aren't there any good NG cults?

There's the whole Star Syndicate thing... That's all crap... There's Piconjo with his little cult.... That's all crap... From what I can tell, all the early clock stuff was ALL crap instead of the about half nowadays. Why does it make people feel so big to make crappy movies and then protect them? It's all like "ha ha, we're wasting everyone's time and pissing them off." I know you're all just doing this for attention, but some day you'll all be adults, and this will become seriously not cool. I mean, it's not now, but... well, you'll see.