HandsomePete's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

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Let me raise this point, sir:

As to whether or not a person has 'submitted' a flash before,

1) If their submission is blammed, then it will not show that they have submitted anything

2) Perhaps they ARE working on something, and don't wish to turn in unfinished work

3) Does a person need to have read a book, seen a movie, or heard a song to know whether or not they liked it? Do I NEED to know how they made the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park (just to make the reference slightly obscure) work in order to get the movie? I'd argue that they didn't. In fact, I'd argue that the mystery of it makes things more interesting.

If you are going to look in my profile as to whether or not I've submitted anything, you will, as you have probably guessed found it empty. The reason being a combination of my first two points; I've both submitted an absolutely horrible flash, which was not necessarily unintentional, and I've been working on better pieces from time to time (I'm more into video than animating, however).
All in all, I respect your work as an artist, and this review is merely to critique your point, not yourself.

[Pokemon RED]

Oh... My... Fucking... God...

I pooped out my wang it was so funny. I honest to god would personally put this on the front page if I could.

MessiahClock responds:

thank you very much! pete

[Ice The Hedgehog Ep1]

Just makes you wonder...

Why so many people with talent waste it making video game movies. I like video games, and I like flash, but why must they be combined constantly? If you have the time to make something this good, can't you at least take the 30 seconds needed to create an original character?

[Ultimate VideoGame Battle]

Holy Irony!

I was literally JUST thinking about how much I hate sprites!

F00D responds:

^Smart man right here^

[FOAMY:Faggot]

So bad ass

It made my weiner wiggle with glee

[Foamy : "Japanese Capers"]

Readers, be sure not to call this a foamy parody.

Like it or not, This uses multiple locations, more than one clip for Foamy, involves much more actual talent, and (I'm not making this up) a more mature and intelligent sense of humor. UFCD truly does pwn Foamy.

[Germaines Webcam]

hgfgfhg

Was that a penor coming out of foamy's bumcheeks?

PowerRangerWHITE responds:

maybe you know how he likes them there ;)

[FDay2: Whalethiopian]

OMG!!!

DON'T WTF T3H FOAMY HE IS MY LARD AN MASTUR CARTUN SKWIRL!!!!!

Zerostar responds:

ALERT THE INTERNET

[Fday2: Powerful]

I learned a valuable lesson

It shows us both man's inner beauty, and faomy's inner skull.

BreadFruitLock responds:

so true

[Summoning SANTA]

IWP, I hatecha...

However, I will give credit where credit is due. This was a fairly original idea for you; there weren't any jokes that you've pre-condemned us for laughing at and you drew a new character. Still, you threw in a rant, albeit brief, and there really wasn't any movement. All in all, you have managed to pull a 2 out of me, the highest I've given you in a looooooooong time.