Score: 10

"Another instant classic"

submission: -> Jerk Off like a Pro <-

date: December 20, 2009

And JUST in time for the holidays.

Score: 10

"A touching, memorable piece"

submission: Xxxmas Porno Movie

date: December 13, 2009

Clearly designed to show us all the softer side of Christmas. Something parents can share with their kids for generations. Much better than A Christmas Story, It's a Wonderful Life, Miracle on 34th St., or any of those offensive pieces of drivel.

Score: 0

"Nice watermarks"

submission: DBZ Dawn Of Victory

date: November 29, 2009

Take it to YouTube.

Score: 10

"I wouldn't call it your finest work ever"

submission: Cyberen & the Macy Parade

date: November 27, 2009

And I'd also be lying.

Score: 8

"Mostly great"

submission: She-Bassoon

date: November 23, 2009

And we all know there haven't been many animutations in a while. My biggest problem with this one was that it didn't feel frenetic enough.

Score: 10

"I was hoping for some MetalCockAlypse Porn"

submission: Alfred Destroys Buildings

date: November 19, 2009

But it's also nice to see you returning to the whole "trying" thing, too. Nice work.

Score: 10

"I love it"

submission: Goof Troop Collab

date: October 8, 2009

When people make these emotional tributes to classic Disney efforts to take their pre-existing characters and give them a modern update that show just how well they actually understand modern society.

Score: 10

"Whew..."

submission: rubber ducks

date: September 22, 2009

I was hoping at least one of these goddamn Madness flashes would be WORTH passing.

Score: 3

"Ah, I get it..."

submission: : 4y-Records Episode 5 :

date: September 18, 2009

It's funny because he's harsh and abrasive and the other person is a caricature of people who do something he finds annoying...
Here's the thing, Jon, you're every bit as bad as all of these people you complain about. Your next cartoon should be about how you hate people who go out of their way to complain about everything under the sun. You belong in your own cartoons, because you're every bit as annoying as all of the things you bitch about.
At least you drew something other than Foamy for once.

Score: 10

"Awesome music video"

submission: Katy Perry Music Video

date: September 13, 2009

Didn't you used to have a lot more stuff on NG? You should.
Good use of depth of field.